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10 Awards On Koffee With Karan Awards That You Didn’t See

On Sunday , Karan’s ‘august’ panel  of fashion and personality specialists Neha Dhupia (the ever-ready opinion provider of theglamour industry), Malika Arora(the oomphiest panelist on this side of….well, Malaika Arora since there is none like her), Rohan Joshi(the Roast host) and Ayan Mukerjee(who sometimes makes movies) gave out their ‘Koffee With Karan Awards’. They missed out on the Real awardees this season. Here’s listing the awards that Karan’s panelists were shy to honour.

  1. Most Lurid Confession Of The Season: Arjun Kapoor telling the world that he has a larger penis than Varun Dhawan. Okay , agreed Karan Johar provoked him into blurting out this private truth. ButKaran was doing his job. What was Arjun Kapoor doing by falling into the titillating trap, compromising and embarrassing  not just himself but his colleague and friend(?) Varun.  By the way, how doesArjun Kapoor know this vital fact??
  2. Second-most Lurid Confession Of The Year: Twinkle Khanna telling the world about the “few extra inches”  that her husband has over that places him above the Khans. Don’t ask me why , but one of Akshay’s co-stars who called after the episode was laughing very very hard  at Twinkle’s statement. Don’t ask me why.
  3. Most Uncomfortable  Guest Of The Season: Has to be Saif Ali Khan who sat as far away on the sofa from Kangana Ranaut as possible and winced , squirmed and wriggled uncomfortably as she fired all her guns. For once the Nawab’s glib tongue was quietened.That’s what sensible people do during a hailstorm. They shut their windows and doors.
  4. Most Mismatched  Guests Of The Season: Tie between Jackie-Tiger Shroff and Katrina-Anushka Sharma. While we know  that father Jackie and son Tiger are worlds apart and we  love their contradictory personalities, there was no reason whatsoever for Katrina to come on the show with Anushka. They had nothing in common ,and it showed.
  5. Most Fun Couple  Of The Season: Alia-Varun, hands-down. They were infectious in their gusto, unstoppable in their energy level. They were naughty but knew where to draw the line. In other words, for once the show was fun without getting vulgar.The couple reminded me of  two bratty kids in a toy store grabbing everything on the shelf while the indulgent father looked on.
  6. Biggest Snub Of The Season Kapil Sharma’s frozen icy-cold stare when host Karan Johar asked what Kapil did for sex.(Obvious answer: what most people do for sex, have sex). For a  minute it looked like Kapil would walk out. There was a moral to this snub: not every guest is as willing to go below the waistline with or without   a measuring tape, as willingly as Arjun Kapoor.
  7. Most Sporting Guest Of The Season: Sohail Khan.When told he was appearing on the 100th episode Sohail quipped that the 1, 0, and 0 in the number 100 stood for Salman, Arbaaaz and Sohail. Great going,Sohail. We wish more guests on our talk shows would display the sporting spirit of Matt Damon who can’t stop cracking jokes on himself and his ongoing feud with talk-show host Jimmy Kimmel.
  8. Most Casual Hero Worshippers Of The Season: Fatima Sheikh and Sania Malhotra obviously revere and idolize their screen-father fromDangal. But throughout the show they cracked jokes at Aamir’s expense, contradicted and cut him short.Not once did Aamir mind this.He smiled through the two girls’s exuberant snubs.
  9. Most Redundant Guest Of The Year: Priyanka Chopra had said it all on every prominent talk show in America. There was nothing that Karan could get out of her.
  10. Biggest Party Crasher Of The Season: Kangana Ranaut came on the show, insulted her host Karan Johar by calling him the “flag bearer of nepotism” and the “movie mafia” and made herself the poster girl of anti-patriarchy in Bollywood . Good show, girl.So what if Rangoon didn’t work. You were a hit on Karan’s show.

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