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Heer Express, Heer Today Gone Tomorrow

Heer-Express

Rating: ***

Director Umesh Shukla  gets the  dubious distinction  of directing two of the releases this week , Ek Chatur Naar and now this Heer Express,both diametrically  different  from one another.

But different  is  not necessarily  a  virtue.  Heer Express  chugs along on  the strength of  its sweet won’t-hurt-a-fly temperament  and a mood of  mellow affability where you know nothing can go wrong. At  least , not  for long.

In fact the  interval point crisis seems  so manufactured , you cringe in sympathy.

Some of the supportive cast is reliably sturdy , keeping the wispy plot from  falling part . But the focus is single-mindedly on  projecting the young debutante Divita Juneja as an all-rounder. In  the title role, Ms Juneja gets  a rousing reception  from the made-to-order script. She cooks  like  a qualified  chef , rides  horses  like  a professional  jockey(hence the derby in  the US for the  climax), sings like  an angel,dances  like the runnerup on Dance  India Dance  ,  and wins  hearts  like  Rajesh Khanna in Anand.

In brief, Ms Juneja is everyone’s favourite, at  least  she is meant to be. Ironically Prit Kamani who plays  ‘THE BOYFRIEND’  Ronny  steals the  show  every time he is around(which is quite often, since the  plot seems to  depute him  as  a pillar in the  proceedings). Kamani who has been hanging around  , and not only in this  film, for quite a while n\makes  you wonder why genuine talent is  so  often sidelined in  our cinema.

The veterans Gulshan Grover and Sanjay  Mishra  make  a fool of themselves, sloshing all over the place  as  Heer’s uncles who just can’t do without her. When she gets an offer to work in  a restaurant in  London, the uncles follow  her . I am sure if  and when Heer marries Ronny  marry,  the two annoying uncles will follow her to their honeymoon.

The  London  hijinks include  Ashutosh Rana,  his English  wife Olivia (played  awfully  by an actress who  needs immediate acting lessons) and their  wayward son who  divides  his time between  pubs  and  jail,and spends Daddy’s money as  though there  is no tomorrow.

Shades  of Rishi Kapoor’s  Aa Ab Laut Chalen  here. Shall we go back?

 

 

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