Some Holi Gifts We’d  Like To Give The Stars

Revival Of The Holi Bash At RK Studios There was  a time when onHoli day,all roads in  Bollywood led to Raj Kapoor’s residence where  a huge colour pond awaited every star. You were dunked into it regardless of whether you were Dev Anand or Dev Kumar, AshaParekh or  Asha Sachdev. Kahaan gaye wow din???  It’s time to bring back the colour in RK studios.What say, Ranbir?

Ranveer Singh A Colour-ban: Since we see him swathed in  garish colours and outrageous togs throughout the year wouldn’t it be a visual and aesthetic relief to see Ranveer sober just one day of the year when everyone is not sober?This Holi, surprise us with all-white sobriety.

Varun Dhawan Prohibition From Consuming Bhang: Surely he’s been high on bhang throughout the Holi season. The alarming energy level, a kind of Govinda-meets-Ranveer Singh-at-a-rave-party, is well…daunting. So no bhang for you on Holi, Varun. You’ve had enough. Stop being Badrinath now,please.

Tiger Shroff Time Off From Being The Good Boy: Take that bhangaway from Varun . Give some of it to Tiger instead. The boy is way too sober for a 27-year old.So this Holi, Tiger, just let go, like RajeshKhanna in Hrishikesh Mukherjee’s Namak Haraam take some of  thatbhang and sing Nadiya se dariya dariya se saagar saagar se gehrajam. Happy flying!

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Shahid Kapoor Some Time Off From Baby Sitting: Really, he has been playing the Devoted Daddy diligently for months now. Even little Misha must be a bit bored with having him around. So this Holi,Shahid go out there to your favourite Holi party and dance your heart away to Rang barse bhige chunar wali.

Amitabh Bachchan A New Holi anthem: He has given us two evergreen Holi anthems. Rang barse in Silsila came 36 years ago.Holikhele raghuveera awadh mein  in Baghban came 14 years ago.It’s time for the colours to shine down on Holi revellers again with a newBachchan track celebrating Holi revelry.

Akshay Kumar A Good Holi number: Two of the worst Holi numbers in  recent times have been filmed on Akshay Kumar.I refer to Do me a favour let’s play in Waqt(yuck!) and now Go crazy in Jolly LLB 2(yuck, yuck!) . Get a really cool Holi song for yourself. Or better still just borrow your father-in-law Rajesh Khanna’s Aaj na chorenge basshumjolo khelenge hum holi.

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