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Retro Is Suriya’s Oddest Film To Date

Rating: * ½

Actors who attain  the pinnacle of fame tend to fumble in finding projects which challenge them. Suriya is  at  a place where he needs to flex his  performing muscles. But the  scripts  he is  choosing  betray his aspirations.

Retro is  a kind of  blinkered  joke on itself.  It thinks  it is  ultra-cool,  as  it doesn’t know  any better. The idea  behind the  project—and  I  can only make a guess as to why  anyone would  make a film so lame , almost like  a Himesh  Reshammiya project , gone South –is to blindside  all  logic, and deliver  a  punch that would  leave Suriya’s fans agape, or maybe aghast?

  Writer-director  Karthik Subbaraj flips the  traditional  family equation of  Tamil cinema into something  sinister and  botchy. At his  wedding  Paari(Suriya) a   product of  low-life proclivities, chops off his foster father Thilagan(Joju George,  wasted  between the  rant and the grunt)’s hand.

The  battle between Paari and  Thilagan is reminiscent of what  we saw  transpire between Kamal Haasan and Silambarasan in  Thug Life, except for the fact that Joju George’s  Thilagan  is sleazy and  sneaky  and vicious in the way Kamal Haasan could never be.There is  no room for subtlety in  Retro.

 From these early beginnings of internecine violence , the  screenplay ferrets  something  so  grotesque , it feels like  an intentional  slur on all  conventional  commercial trappings. Somewhere  during the  playing time the  plot moves to an  island where  Paari’s ex wife   Pooja Hegde(makeup less and soul less) is  an animal lover  in  a land  of deer  hunters.

In another corner of  the island  an ugly  avatar of  a medieval gladiator,  stages  vicious  fights in  arenas which have seen ‘batter’.

I thought I was watching a mash-up of  three film, all equally  awful. No, make that one  slightly  better than the other true: Suraiya trying to win back his wounded wife is  a theme that shows promise, alas, drowned in mounds of senseless muck and  ritzy mayhem.

Hell,what is all this  about? It makes no sense. Is it even meant  to? Retro tries  to be smart  sassy and  cool in a splashy ditzy way. But it  is a monstrous misfire from Subbiraj who had track record  of  successes, until  recently when  he  has  made a career  of  boo-boos.

   Retro is  a  project bursting at the seams with  slinky  missteps. It wants  to be  a whimsical  exploration of  patriarchal  animosity and eternal love, with  lots of animals, both human and four-legged thrown in  for good measure. It ends up as an absolute negation of  all good state, and an  invalidation of star power. Sure, we  want to see Suriya in something  unexpected.  But not something so  grotesque that it feels  like  a punishment  for the actor and the audience.

Suriya’s character in Retro doesn’t smile. Neither do we  while watching  it.

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