Exclusive Premium Content
Virgin Bhanupriya F..ks All Sense Of Decency
Starring Urvashi Rautela, Gautam Gulati
Written & Directed by Ajay Lohan
Rating: ½ star
In the first 15-20 people this nit witted fatuous mirthless and worthless sex comedy manages to insult fat people,thin people, menstruating women, stammering men and cricketer Vinod Kamble.
Wait, there’s more. If you have the patience to bear with this boorish grotesque comedy on how a girl loses her virginity in less than two hours of storytelling, you get rewarded with—hold your breath—Gautam Gulati.Yes the Bigg Boss superstar himself descending to earth to play Bhanupriya’s love interest.Strangely enough Gullati gets full-on ‘entry scene’ like Amitabh Bachchan , while Urvashi Rautela just quietly slips into the film.
And that should be your cue to slip out of the film before it’s too late. Some perverse streak would probably make you sit through this ordeal in the hope that the storytelling would get better, that the actors (some of them like Rajeev Gupta and Archana Puransingh playing a squabbling couple, certifiably competent) would eventually persuade the cock-eyed plot to get more focused.
But no. Virgin Bhanupriya is the kind of rare film that shoots itself in its foot in trying to be funny.My heart reached out to poor Urvashi Rautela, a pretty graceful girl locked in a room full of uncouth hammy performances. She deserves something better.The actress who plays Bhanupriya’s best friend makes more faces than a street side vendor making pakodas.She seems to have a lot of fun saying potentially shocking lines like, “This is an extra-large condom. I got a great fuck.”(or some such nonsense).Why any girl would carry a used condom from the previous night as a badge of her conquest, or why the virgin heroine’s father keeps talking about sanitary pads , are questions best left unanswered.
Clearly the film was meant to be cute and bold. It’s just corny and cheesy with not a single redeeming moment to stem the torrential tide of trash.
You call this a film?